Morning Funnies

Lucy:  "What did the porcupine say to the cactus?"
Me:  "What?"
Lucy:  "Are you my mother?"

Lucy:  "What is as big as an elephant but, doesn't weigh anything?"
Me:  "Uh what?"
Lucy:  "An elephant's shadow"

Lucy:  "When the biggest elephant in the world falls into a well...how does it get out?'
Me:   "How?"
Lucy:  "Wet"

Papi:  "Why do bees hum?"
Kids:  "Why?"
Papi:  "Because they don't know the words"

Papi:  "What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?"
Kids:  "What?"
Papi:  "Where in earth have you been"

Papi:  "What did one termite say to the other termite when he saw a house burning?"
Kids:  "What?"
Papi:   "Bar-be-que tonight!"